Tag Archives: Humor

NO NURSING HOME FOR ME!!!!


No nursing home for us. We’ll be checking into a Holiday Inn! With the average cost for nursing home care being $188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and too feeble. I’ve already checked on … Continue reading

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Service…


  I became confused when I heard the word “Service” used with these agencies: Internal Revenue ‘Service’ U.S. Postal ‘Service’ Cable TV ‘Service’ Civil ‘Service’ State, City, County & Public ‘Service’ Customer ‘Service’ This is not what I thought ‘Service’ … Continue reading

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Ventriloquist….


Ignore the subtitles, this is in English and it will have you laughing as well, and it’s for real.     Turn the volume up……… You just have to watch this one! Ventriloquist With Live Dog

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A Lawyer Story…


One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating … Continue reading

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Mathematics: 


This comes  from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70  yrs. experience. It has an indisputable  mathematical logic.  It also made me Laugh Out  Loud.  This is a strictly …..  mathematical  viewpoint… and it goes like  this: What … Continue reading

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Who Cares?


  Unusual to find any jokes these days, everyone is too serious. At  the VFW one night minding my own business when this FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, “You’re kinda cute. You gotta … Continue reading

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Strange But True…..


  The year was 1947.  Some of you will recall that on  July 8, 1947, a little more than 69 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and … Continue reading

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The Wisdom of An Old Jewish Man


A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went … Continue reading

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The Election Is Over


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A Good Catholic Joke


Trump and the Pope Have you heard about Trump inviting the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht? The Pope accepted, and during lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off, right into the water. It floated off … Continue reading

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Apple does it again….


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My Air Force Veteran’s hat


As I was leaving Walmart wearing my Air Force Veteran hat, an older lady suddenly approached me. She grabbed me and exclaimed how grateful she was for all I had done for our country. She then proceeded to give me … Continue reading

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Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead


Hillary went down in flames yesterday in an election the Democrats knew she couldn’t lose.  Today she went on nation wide television talking about the “glass ceiling ”  and she hoped that there would be other women to take up … Continue reading

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Monica’s Ex-Boy Friend…


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Just SEX!!!


1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big pecker or a good memory…. I don’t remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is … Continue reading

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Never Lose Your Grandson….


My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall…..   He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa! The guard asked, “What’s his name?” “Grandpa.” The guard smiled, then asked, What’s he like?” The grandson hesitated … Continue reading

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Jewish, Italian and Irish Parents


       JEWISH  MOTHER   The year is 2020 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Susan Goldstein.        She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day … Continue reading

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A Grand Sense Of Humor


A GRAND SENSE OF HUMOR A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:   We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office:   “Dr. Jones, at your … Continue reading

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Dear Abby


Dear Abby, My husband hasn’t worked for the last 15 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning, hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he’s cheated on me many times with young girls … Continue reading

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Kim Jung Un


    Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general. This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership.   He hadn’t even so much … Continue reading

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Sex Advisor


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German Grocery Store Christmas Spirit


   Just a bit of fun and it is wonderful – enjoy. A little bit of happiness in an otherwise bleak world. If you don’t enjoy this, then check yourself out!! This Looks Like A  Normal  Grocery Store, But When … Continue reading

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Curb Side Justice…


Do NOT smack the Cop’s horse !!! This is a perfect case of justice properly applied in a case of animal cruelty. I just hope the red car belonged to the guy who went flying.  Notice the condition of the … Continue reading

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When this gets out Democrats will ban Doctors


Doctors (A)  The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B)  Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C)  Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of  U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now … Continue reading

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Illegal Immigration Problem!!


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Patients Hospital Charts


30 Actual Sentences Found In Patients Hospital Charts. 1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. 3. Since … Continue reading

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Our Gal Hillary


  AN ANALYSIS WORTH READING by Dick Morris, former political advisor to President Bill Clinton  If you happen to see the Bill Clinton five minute TV ad for Hillary in which he introduces the commercial by saying …he wants to … Continue reading

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A truly heartwarming story


Here’s a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 4-year-old girl & some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. … Continue reading

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Subject: Prayer


A friend mentioned he heard a sweet elderly man in the pew next to him saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:  “Dear Lord: The last four or five … Continue reading

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WTF – Porn?


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Who gives a shit ?


  Who gives a shit ? Cowboy: “Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.” Cashier: “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?” Cowboy: “Nah…She’s purty good lookin’…..”     When you are over seventy who gives a shit *********** Some asshole … Continue reading

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“You know you’re a redneck when……


Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of… “You know you’re a redneck when…… 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes … Continue reading

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Coffee Cup


This is a good one! Bet someone gets to be a millionaire selling these! What I would like to know is where you get one of the coffee cups. I think Putin has it about right. I almost fell off … Continue reading

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Wife’s Financial Investments


  The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news…” The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first? The lawyer says: “Well your … Continue reading

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Hawaiian Good Luck Sign


Dear Granddaughter   Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. Recently she wrote to her granddaughter: Dear Granddaughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a “Honk if you … Continue reading

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Male Logic


      Woman:       Do you drink beer?       Man:  Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how … Continue reading

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A wise person once said:


We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a … Continue reading

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She’s Almost as Smart as Joe Biden


Harvard-educated First Lady Michelle Obama reminded attendees at a naturalization ceremony Wednesday that the Founding Fathers weren’t born in America . The ceremony for 50 new U.S. citizens was held at the National Archives in Washington, D.C. She said during … Continue reading

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The Perfect Job For Al Sharpton


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Disorder in the American Courts


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were … Continue reading

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Here are 4 Simple questions


Here are 4 Simple questions from an attorney…are there ANY logical answers ? You be the judge Here’s what I would like to know. If the TRUTH ever comes out and it is decided that Obama was never eligible to … Continue reading

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Naming Hurricanes


Just when you think you have heard all of the stupid things that are going on in the US — this comes along… Black hurricanes…. Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A … Continue reading

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How old folks enertain themselves on a slow Sunday afternoon


VASELINE http://safeshare.tv/w/NOZOjdApvG

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MY GUN


Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 12ga semi-auto shotgun right in the doorway.  I left 9 shells beside it,  then left it alone and went about my business.  While I was gone, the mailman … Continue reading

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Breaking News…


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Egypt Listens & Watches


Watch this short TV Clip and Egypt’s reaction to President Obama’s speech at the Coast Guard Academy concerning Threats to our National Security. Watch the subtitle words. What a buffoon. Egypt’s take on Obama’s latest claim of the number one … Continue reading

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What the Sydney Fire Commander Said! Priceless!


For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible. Not fair to make judgement of this, until you see what the Fire Commander says!!!! In Macquarie Fields, Australia, a 4-flat housing … Continue reading

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Baptizing Terrorist….


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I Love Mature Women


SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND … Continue reading

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