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Monica’s Ex-Boy Friend…


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Just SEX!!!


1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big pecker or a good memory…. I don’t remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is … Continue reading

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Never Lose Your Grandson….


My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall…..   He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa! The guard asked, “What’s his name?” “Grandpa.” The guard smiled, then asked, What’s he like?” The grandson hesitated … Continue reading

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Jewish, Italian and Irish Parents


       JEWISH  MOTHER   The year is 2020 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Susan Goldstein.        She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day … Continue reading

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A Grand Sense Of Humor


A GRAND SENSE OF HUMOR A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:   We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office:   “Dr. Jones, at your … Continue reading

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Dear Abby


Dear Abby, My husband hasn’t worked for the last 15 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning, hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he’s cheated on me many times with young girls … Continue reading

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Kim Jung Un


    Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general. This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership.   He hadn’t even so much … Continue reading

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Seenager


 I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I … Continue reading

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Fantastic News!!


Fantastic news concerning pensions and Benefits in the US- – – نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقشديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگررفت سايه. ر رفت نور اگر رفت سايهپيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي … Continue reading

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Sex Advisor


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German Grocery Store Christmas Spirit


   Just a bit of fun and it is wonderful – enjoy. A little bit of happiness in an otherwise bleak world. If you don’t enjoy this, then check yourself out!! This Looks Like A  Normal  Grocery Store, But When … Continue reading

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Curb Side Justice…


Do NOT smack the Cop’s horse !!! This is a perfect case of justice properly applied in a case of animal cruelty. I just hope the red car belonged to the guy who went flying.  Notice the condition of the … Continue reading

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When this gets out Democrats will ban Doctors


Doctors (A)  The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B)  Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C)  Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of  U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now … Continue reading

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Cartoons for seniors


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Our Gal Hillary


  AN ANALYSIS WORTH READING by Dick Morris, former political advisor to President Bill Clinton  If you happen to see the Bill Clinton five minute TV ad for Hillary in which he introduces the commercial by saying …he wants to … Continue reading

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A truly heartwarming story


Here’s a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 4-year-old girl & some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. … Continue reading

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Lady Dentist


A guy goes to a female dentist to have an infected tooth extracted. He settles himself in the dentist chair. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot. “No way, no needles! I hate needles!” the man … Continue reading

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The Donald And Obama


TRUMP Some people are getting very nervous, including Barack Obama, Valerie Jarrett, Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton and Jon Corzine, to name just a few.  And I know why. I wrote a book titled “The Murder of the Middle Class” about … Continue reading

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Subject: Prayer


A friend mentioned he heard a sweet elderly man in the pew next to him saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:  “Dear Lord: The last four or five … Continue reading

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WTF – Porn?


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Who gives a shit ?


  Who gives a shit ? Cowboy: “Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.” Cashier: “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?” Cowboy: “Nah…She’s purty good lookin’…..”     When you are over seventy who gives a shit *********** Some asshole … Continue reading

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“You know you’re a redneck when……


Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of… “You know you’re a redneck when…… 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes … Continue reading

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Coffee Cup


This is a good one! Bet someone gets to be a millionaire selling these! What I would like to know is where you get one of the coffee cups. I think Putin has it about right. I almost fell off … Continue reading

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Wife’s Financial Investments


  The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news…” The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first? The lawyer says: “Well your … Continue reading

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Hawaiian Good Luck Sign


Dear Granddaughter   Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. Recently she wrote to her granddaughter: Dear Granddaughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a “Honk if you … Continue reading

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Male Logic


      Woman:       Do you drink beer?       Man:  Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how … Continue reading

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A wise person once said:


We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a … Continue reading

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The Perfect Job For Al Sharpton


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Disorder in the American Courts


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were … Continue reading

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Here are 4 Simple questions


Here are 4 Simple questions from an attorney…are there ANY logical answers ? You be the judge Here’s what I would like to know. If the TRUTH ever comes out and it is decided that Obama was never eligible to … Continue reading

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Naming Hurricanes


Just when you think you have heard all of the stupid things that are going on in the US — this comes along… Black hurricanes…. Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A … Continue reading

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How old folks enertain themselves on a slow Sunday afternoon


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MY GUN


Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 12ga semi-auto shotgun right in the doorway.  I left 9 shells beside it,  then left it alone and went about my business.  While I was gone, the mailman … Continue reading

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Breaking News…


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Good Lawyer Joke


Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern  small-town prosecuting attorney called his … first  witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and … Continue reading

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Egypt Listens & Watches


Watch this short TV Clip and Egypt’s reaction to President Obama’s speech at the Coast Guard Academy concerning Threats to our National Security. Watch the subtitle words. What a buffoon. Egypt’s take on Obama’s latest claim of the number one … Continue reading

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What the Sydney Fire Commander Said! Priceless!


For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible. Not fair to make judgement of this, until you see what the Fire Commander says!!!! In Macquarie Fields, Australia, a 4-flat housing … Continue reading

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Baptizing Terrorist….


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I Love Mature Women


SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND … Continue reading

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Perks of reaching 50 or 60 and heading towards 70


1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run–anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?” 5. People no longer view you … Continue reading

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Interview With A 101 Year Old


Interview  with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague,  Kentucky: Reporter:  Can you give us some  health tips for reaching the age of 101? Hattie:   For better digestion I drink beer.  In the case of appetite loss  I drink white … Continue reading

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Moses


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Rodeo Surprise


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Sunday Morning Sex


Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a … Continue reading

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Strolling at the Marina…


While strolling around the Marina this morning about   7 am., I noticed a character shouting “Allah be praised” and “Death to all infidels” and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because … Continue reading

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Entire History Of The World In One Photograph


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Why Blondes can’t have acupuncture…..


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Great exercises for seniors


  > Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room on each side. > With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as … Continue reading

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Seniors: Hints on how to liven up your idle hours . . .


  To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  Watch ’em slow down. 2. On all your check stubs, write ‘For Marijuana. 3. Skip down the street, rather than … Continue reading

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