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Great exercises for seniors


  > Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room on each side. > With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as … Continue reading

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A TEXAS GIRL SOUNDS OFF THE WAY RESPONSIBLE FOLKS FEEL————


  “IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM” WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE. Wow, this girl has a great plan! Love the last thing she would do – the best. This was written … Continue reading

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Seniors: Hints on how to liven up your idle hours . . .


  To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  Watch ’em slow down. 2. On all your check stubs, write ‘For Marijuana. 3. Skip down the street, rather than … Continue reading

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How I lost my teeth


I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt. She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving … Continue reading

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Norwegian Icebreaker


Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the Mississippi River As you may have seen on the news it’s been very cold in Minnesota … So cold, in fact, that the City Government has borrowed a Norwegian Icebreaker to clear the Mississippi River … Continue reading

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I Miss Bill Clinton


It doesn’t matter what party you belong to – this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton. “Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing … Continue reading

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Give A Man A Fish….


Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day Teach a man to fish and he’ll eat for a life time. 2015 Version: Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone, free internet, cash for his clunker, food … Continue reading

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Hot Coffee


Gotta love those grand-kids … I was eating breakfast with my  10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, What day is tomorrow?” Without skipping a beat she said, “It’s Presidents Day!” She’s smart, so I asked her “What does Presidents Day … Continue reading

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A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST


IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING.  IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU’LL … Continue reading

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38 CALIBER CIRCUMCISION


PURGING THE BREEDING POOL . Click here: 38 CALIBER CIRCUMCISION

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YOU A PILOT?


You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket … Continue reading

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Life….


This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times: “Life is like a penis – simple, relaxed and hanging free . . . It’s the women who make it hard.

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Rye Bread


Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just  finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of  breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked … Continue reading

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Great Orators of the Democrat Party


  Great Orators of the Democrat Party – PAST: –       “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt –       “The buck stops here.” ~ Harry S. Truman –       “Ask not what your country can do for you; … Continue reading

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Injured Golfer


A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from Washington, DC that included Barack  Obama. Barack quickly stepped forward and helped her to her  feet. She thanked … Continue reading

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Critical Health Information


Please, take care of yourself this year.  A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by … Continue reading

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Gotta Love Jack….


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skinny little Scotsman


The skinny little Scotsman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Scotsman staring at him…He looks down at the Scotsman and says: “7 ft. tall, … Continue reading

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The importance of water


Interview  with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky: Reporter:  Can you give us some  health tips for reaching the age of 101? Hattie: For better digestion I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss I drink white … Continue reading

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Senior Driver


SENIOR DRIVER from SUN CITY CENTER My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an … Continue reading

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New Years Day…


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America Responds To Ferguson Idiots!!!


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Understanding The Network News Bias


Another reason to read between the lines if you watch the 6 O’clock “network” news programs IF YOU HAD A HUNCH THE NEWS SYSTEM WAS RIGGED AND YOU COULDN’T PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT, THIS MIGHT SOLVE THE PUZZLE. ABC … Continue reading

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My Meeting With Al Sharpton…..


I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church. When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black St. Louis Church, I decided to check him out in person … Continue reading

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The White Side of the Story of Negroes


  This is the reason CNN has dropped Buchanan. It’s like Newt G. Said, “you’re not supposed to bring up uncomfortable Facts.” (verified on Buchanan’s website) Finally…………It is Said Publicly. I have never seen the white side explained better!  Pat … Continue reading

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The Next Thing Tax Payers Will Pay For….


MICHELLE’S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION  

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A Jewish Mother


A Jewish daughter says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Nathan.” All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent … Continue reading

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Socially Unacceptable Humor


I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, “You’re pulling my leg.” I saw a poor old lady fall over … Continue reading

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The WD 40 solution


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Hard to believe, but he/she does name names:


 A DC ‘airport ticket agent’ offers some examples of why the US is in so much trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being … Continue reading

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Got to love older people!


While Peter was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica for the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, “If you were a gentleman … Continue reading

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THROWING IN THE TOWEL


An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to … Continue reading

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A Poem Of Worth


He was getting old and paunchy And his hair was falling fast, And he sat around the Legion, Telling stories of the past.     Of a war that he once fought in And the deeds that he had done, … Continue reading

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David Letterman’s Top 10 Reasons to vote Democrat


  (Be sure to read this to the end). #10.  I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9.  I vote Democrat because I believe … Continue reading

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Medicare Part G


Medicare Part G  Say you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun (Part G), and … Continue reading

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Wild Pigs…


Wild Pigs >>    This is a word to the wise, if you can understand   what’s going on around you, then you are better off. >> >>   There was a history professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. >> >>    One … Continue reading

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The Nun & The Cabbie


A  cabbie picks up a Nun.         She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask … Continue reading

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I Knew It!!!


Brains of elderly are slow because they know so much… By Sarah Knapton, Science Correspondent  Older people do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists … Continue reading

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Uncle Frank


Uncle Frank was a staunch Conservative My Uncle Frank was a staunch Conservative, and voted straight Republican until the day he died in Chicago.   Since then he has voted Democrat.

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Secret Incredients Released


I just knew they would eventually release the ingredients in Viagra. Vitamin E 3%  Aspirin 2% Ibuprofen 2% Vitamin C 1% Spray Starch  5% Fix-A-Flat 87%

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Interesting Obituary


In 1887 Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh , had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years prior: “A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist … Continue reading

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A Communist, A Muslim & An Illegal Alien Walked Into A Bar…


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Origin of Left & Right…


I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the “right”  and Liberals are called the  “left”.   By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:   Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) – “The heart of the wise inclines … Continue reading

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PHENOMENAL 2 LETTER WORD


Read until the end …     This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is UP.’It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].     … Continue reading

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MEN & WOMEN & NICKNAMES


    NICKNAMES   If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba … Continue reading

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Please Madam Secretary….


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WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People — What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack… You can never be pregnant. … Continue reading

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Atlanta Airport


Southerners Are Always So Polite You gotta love this  one even if you’ve never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others…. Southerners can be so polite!  Atlanta Tower: “Saudi Air 511 — You are cleared to … Continue reading

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Bill, Hillary & Monica


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Walk With Me While I Age…


I hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me -Walk with me by the water – Worth the read… A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLDER SHIT!! I forgot the words!!

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