Category Archives: Humor

Robert Mueller


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NO NURSING HOME FOR ME!!!!


No nursing home for us. We’ll be checking into a Holiday Inn! With the average cost for nursing home care being $188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and too feeble. I’ve already checked on … Continue reading

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Service…


  I became confused when I heard the word “Service” used with these agencies: Internal Revenue ‘Service’ U.S. Postal ‘Service’ Cable TV ‘Service’ Civil ‘Service’ State, City, County & Public ‘Service’ Customer ‘Service’ This is not what I thought ‘Service’ … Continue reading

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Ventriloquist….


Ignore the subtitles, this is in English and it will have you laughing as well, and it’s for real.     Turn the volume up……… You just have to watch this one! Ventriloquist With Live Dog

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A Lawyer Story…


One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating … Continue reading

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Mathematics: 


This comes  from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70  yrs. experience. It has an indisputable  mathematical logic.  It also made me Laugh Out  Loud.  This is a strictly …..  mathematical  viewpoint… and it goes like  this: What … Continue reading

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Who Cares?


  Unusual to find any jokes these days, everyone is too serious. At  the VFW one night minding my own business when this FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, “You’re kinda cute. You gotta … Continue reading

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Strange But True…..


  The year was 1947.  Some of you will recall that on  July 8, 1947, a little more than 69 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and … Continue reading

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The Wisdom of An Old Jewish Man


A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went … Continue reading

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The Election Is Over


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I Guess Things Could Be Worse?


I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.   He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and … Continue reading

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A Good Catholic Joke


Trump and the Pope Have you heard about Trump inviting the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht? The Pope accepted, and during lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off, right into the water. It floated off … Continue reading

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Benjamin Franklin


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Apple does it again….


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WW II Politically Correct


What is meant by the modern term referred to as ‘POLITICAL CORRECTNESS’.. The definition is found in 4 telegrams at the Truman Library and Museum in Independence, Missouri. The following are copies of four telegrams between President Harry Truman and Gen Douglas MacArthur … Continue reading

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My Air Force Veteran’s hat


As I was leaving Walmart wearing my Air Force Veteran hat, an older lady suddenly approached me. She grabbed me and exclaimed how grateful she was for all I had done for our country. She then proceeded to give me … Continue reading

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Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead


Hillary went down in flames yesterday in an election the Democrats knew she couldn’t lose.  Today she went on nation wide television talking about the “glass ceiling ”  and she hoped that there would be other women to take up … Continue reading

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The World’s Most Watched Video


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By The Grace Of God You Will Walk


When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby Black church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.   As soon as I sat down, Sharpton came up to me. I … Continue reading

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IT’S JUST A JOKE….


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Monica’s Ex-Boy Friend…


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Just SEX!!!


1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big pecker or a good memory…. I don’t remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is … Continue reading

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Bill & Hillary….


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Hillary Choking?


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In The Hospital…


Still in the Hospital …. yesterday was not a good day. I decided to go horseback riding something I haven’t done in over 15 yrs. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow … Continue reading

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Did You Ever Wonder?


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40 Years Later…


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Recent Pics of Barack & Michelle


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Aunty Acid


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The Democratic Party


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Before & After


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Where White Men Went Wrong


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Trump’s Hair


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You Gotta Love the Irish


                                                        You Gotta Love the Irish​ Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.   Looking up to heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me.   If you … Continue reading

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Fair Warning


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The British and Their Humour


  1.   I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.  Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn’t what they had in mind. 2.   After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, John woke … Continue reading

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Life is Good…


Life IS Good I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own … Continue reading

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By The Grace of God You Will Walk


When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby Black church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.   As soon as I sat down, Sharpton came up to me. I … Continue reading

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It Has Started!!!


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TRUMP AND HILLARY IN A BAR


  Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar.  Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, “The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal.” Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?” Trump: “No, … Continue reading

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Safe At Last


I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on e-bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags … Continue reading

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Great Truths


Possible great truths   GREAT TRUTHS   1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. — John Adams … Continue reading

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Never Lose Your Grandson….


My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall…..   He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa! The guard asked, “What’s his name?” “Grandpa.” The guard smiled, then asked, What’s he like?” The grandson hesitated … Continue reading

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Jewish, Italian and Irish Parents


       JEWISH  MOTHER   The year is 2020 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Susan Goldstein.        She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day … Continue reading

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A Grand Sense Of Humor


A GRAND SENSE OF HUMOR A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:   We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office:   “Dr. Jones, at your … Continue reading

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Dear Abby


Dear Abby, My husband hasn’t worked for the last 15 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning, hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he’s cheated on me many times with young girls … Continue reading

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Italian Pregancy


It doesn’t get any better than this……….. An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test … Continue reading

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Kim Jung Un


    Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general. This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership.   He hadn’t even so much … Continue reading

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Seenager


 I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I … Continue reading

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The Miracle Of Toilet Paper…


  Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.   If you … Continue reading

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