Mathematics: 


This comes  from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70  yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable  mathematical logic. 
It also made me Laugh Out  Loud.
 

This is a strictly …..  mathematical  viewpoint… and it goes like  this:


What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever  wonder about those people who say they are giving  more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings  where someone wants you to give over  100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What  makes up 100% in life? 

Here’s a little  mathematical formula that might help you answer  these questions: 

If: 
A B C D E F G H I J  K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 

Is  represented as: 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 

Then:  

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =  
98%

And  

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E  
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =  
96%  

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E  
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =  
100%  

And,  


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T  

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =  
103%  

AND, look how far ass  kissing  will take you. 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G  
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  = 
118%  

So, one can conclude  with mathematical certainty, that while  Hard  work  and  Knowledge will get you close, and  Attitude  will get you there. Its  the  Bullshit  and  Ass  Kissing that will put you over the  top  

Now you  know why Politicians are where they  are!            

I’ve never seen a better explanation than this formula………….. 
how true it is. 

 

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I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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