Trump and the Pope
Have you heard about Trump inviting the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht?
The Pope accepted, and during lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off, right into
the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.
The crew and the security team were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump
waved them off, saying “Never mind, boys, I’ll get it.”
The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up,
walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.
The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope’s entourage were speechless also.
No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon, NBC , CNN and the NY Times/ Washington Post all knew how to cover the story. Their banner headlines all read:
Trump can’t swim!