A Good Catholic Joke

Trump and the Pope
Have you heard about Trump inviting the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht?
The Pope accepted, and during lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off, right into
the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.
The crew and the security team were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump
waved them off, saying “Never mind, boys, I’ll get it.”
The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up,
walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.
The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope’s entourage were speechless also.
No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon, NBC , CNN and the NY Times/ Washington Post all  knew how to cover the story. Their banner headlines all  read:
Trump can’t swim!

About J. D. Groover

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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