Safe At Last


I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on e-bay any more) and
peeled
the NRA sticker off the front door.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood
Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of
ISIS (which you CAN buy on e-bay) and put it in the CENTER of the
yard.
Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret
Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT charged
me.
Plus, I bought burkas for my wife and me  when we shop or travel.
Everyone
moves out of way and security can’t pat us down.
Safe at last – only in USA
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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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2 Responses to Safe At Last

  1. Pingback: Safe At Last | Pete's Alaska

  2. Pete says:

    Isn’t it funny how simply stating the truth can make for an excellent posting and dead on…thanks for telling it like it is.

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