Never Lose Your Grandson….


My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall…..
 
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!
The guard asked, “What’s his name?”
“Grandpa.”
The guard smiled, then asked, What’s he like?”
The grandson hesitated a moment and then replied,
 
“Crown Royal Whiskey and women with big tits.”
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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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