Dear Abby


Dear Abby,

My husband hasn’t worked for the last 15 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning, hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies.

I know he’s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars, drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he’s always telling me he knows I’m a lesbian and my varicose veins and ugly face turn him off!

Should I hit him with my frying pan, or should I leave him? Your advice would be appreciated ….. Mad as Heck!
Dear Mad as Heck,

You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan; and try to act like a lady!

Remember …… you`re running for President of the United States, so try acting like it!

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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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