The Miracle Of Toilet Paper…


 
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
 
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.’
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. ‘How long will this take?’ I asked.
 
They will grow larger over a period of years,’ my husband replies.
I stopped. ‘Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?’
Without missing a beat he says, “Worked for your ‘ass’, didn’t it?”
 
He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
 
Stupid, stupid man.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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