Lady Dentist


A guy goes to a female dentist to have an infected tooth extracted.

He settles himself in the dentist chair. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.

“No way, no needles! I hate needles!” the man exclaimed.

So she started to hook up the nitrogenous oxide tank, and the man said, “I can’t do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.

“No,” he says, “I’m fine with pills.”

So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.

“What are those?” he asked.

“Viagra,” she replied. “I’ll be darned,” said the patient.

“I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer.” “It doesn’t,” said the dentist.

“But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.”

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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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