Naming Hurricanes

Just when you think you have heard all
of the stupid things that are going on in
the US — this comes along…

Black hurricanes….
Well, it appears our African-American friends
have found yet something else to be pissed about.
A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila
Jackson Lee, of
    Houston     ), reportedly complained
that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names..

She would prefer some names that reflect
African-American culture such as
Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaquille,
and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to be
broadcast in ‘language’ that street people can
understand because one of the problems that
happened in New Orleans was, that black people
couldn’t understand the seriousness of the situation,
due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

I guess if the weather person says that the winds
Are going to blow at 140 MPH, that’s too hard to understand

I can hear it now: A weatherman in  New Orleans says…
Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be
headin’ fo’ yo ass like Leroy on a  rocket!
Bitch be a category fo’! So, turn off dem chitlins,
grab yo’ chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo’ de
nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit.

About J. D. Groover

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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