Frozen Baby Skunk


Rick and his wife, Angie Marie were driving home one very cold night when Angie Marie asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it  was still alive.
It was, and she said to Rick, ‘It’s nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?’
He says, ‘O.  K., Get in the car with it.’
‘Where shall I put it to get it warm?’
Rick says, ‘Put it in between your legs. It’s nice and warm there.’

‘But what about the smell?’

‘Just hold its nose.’

Rick is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with, died at the scene.

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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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