CTO AUDITOR: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”.
Boat Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand, he’s been with me 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.
ATO AUDITOR: “I want to talk to the mentally challenged guy”.
Boat Owner: “That’d be me. What’d you want to know”?