Monthly Archives: May 2015

Medicare – Part G – Nursing Home Plan..A zero premium, no deductible Long Term Health Plan.

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G. The … Continue reading

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Texas Tenors…Enjoy!

A great Musical Tribute—Enjoy–

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Population is 68 % black Police department is 68 % black Fire department is 58% black; School district is 86% black School teachers are 72% black; City council is 90% black; Mayor is a black; Chief of police is black; … Continue reading

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Muslims My Ass…

                 Excellent! I want to shake the guy’s hand that wrote this… Have you ever seen a Muslim hospital? Have you heard a Muslim orchestra? Have you seen a Muslim band march in a parade? Have you witnessed a Muslim … Continue reading

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Perks of reaching 50 or 60 and heading towards 70

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run–anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?” 5. People no longer view you … Continue reading

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Interview With A 101 Year Old

Interview  with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague,  Kentucky: Reporter:  Can you give us some  health tips for reaching the age of 101? Hattie:   For better digestion I drink beer.  In the case of appetite loss  I drink white … Continue reading

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Frozen Baby Skunk

Rick and his wife, Angie Marie were driving home one very cold night when Angie Marie asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to … Continue reading

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Quote of the day, no, of the week, make that a month, yet it probably is quote of the year!

Typical Clinton Bull Shit

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If dogs Could Only Speak……Too Funny!!

If dogs Could Only Speak….They Would Make You Laugh

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I have time…

I have time for: Twitter, Texting,  Eating, Face Book, Listening to music, Now notice bullshit wasn’t on that list.

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Rodeo Surprise

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The REAL laws….

  1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to … Continue reading

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Another Intellectual Giant

Do you think his brain may be in the same place!!!! A real incident in Pakistan…. A Taliban suicide bomber stopped and searched by police, was found with a metal shield around his penis. Asked about the purpose of this … Continue reading

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Sunday Morning Sex

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a … Continue reading

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Now that I’m well into my seventy first year My walk has slowed, I cannot begin to run This does not trouble me, I can still see and hear The trials of my early years are now all done From … Continue reading

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Joys of the Self-Employed

The Canadian Taxation Office suspects a fishing boat owner of underpaying his deckhand and sends an agent to investigate. CTO AUDITOR: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”. Boat Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, my … Continue reading

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Our Yearly Dementia Test– only 4 questions

Our Yearly Dementia Test It’s that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. … Continue reading

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For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house!

In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket. Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out. I like it! NAIL GUNS! AND, you don’t even have to … Continue reading

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Better than Visa, MC or AMEX

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Strolling at the Marina…

While strolling around the Marina this morning about   7 am., I noticed a character shouting “Allah be praised” and “Death to all infidels” and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because … Continue reading

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