My New Job

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday,
minding my own business and patiently
waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims,
shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and a” Remember 9-11″ slogan spray 
painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, “Allah Akbar! Praise  
Allah!” and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere, an 18-wheeler came speeding
through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself,”Man….that could have been me!”

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.


About J. D. Groover

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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