Seniors: Hints on how to liven up your idle hours . . .


 
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  Watch ’em slow down.
2. On all your check stubs, write For Marijuana.
3. Skip down the street, rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a diet water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6.When the money comes out of the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
8. Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.’
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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