How I lost my teeth

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly,
big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”
She said, “ I sure do.”
I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
My dental surgery is on Monday.

About J. D. Groover

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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