I Miss Bill Clinton


It doesn’t matter what party you belong to – this is hilarious.

From a show on Canadian TV, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton.

“Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton!

He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.

*He played the sax.

*He smoked weed.

*He had his way with ugly white women

*Even now? Look at him … his wife works, and he doesn’t!  And, he gets a cheque from the government every month.

*Manufacturers announced that they will be stocking America ‘s shelves this week with ” Clinton Soup,” in honour of one of the nations’ distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

*Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

*When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, “I don’t know, I never had one.”

*The Clinton revised judicial oath: “I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.”

* Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.”

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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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