Rye Bread


Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.

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The 87-year-old had just  finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of  breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have
so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around,
the sales lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, “Do you have any rye bread?”

She said, “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?”

He said, “I want five loaves.”

She said, “My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it’ll be hard.”

He replied, “I can’t believe everybody knows about this shit but me.”

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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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One Response to Rye Bread

  1. Pete says:

    It’s -17 and dark outside and I must have scared the moose away from the side of my house with the laugh I just had….Thanks for making my evening!

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