Monthly Archives: February 2015

Beheadings…..


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Seniors: Hints on how to liven up your idle hours . . .


  To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  Watch ’em slow down. 2. On all your check stubs, write ‘For Marijuana. 3. Skip down the street, rather than … Continue reading

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How I lost my teeth


I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt. She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving … Continue reading

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Norwegian Icebreaker


Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the Mississippi River As you may have seen on the news it’s been very cold in Minnesota … So cold, in fact, that the City Government has borrowed a Norwegian Icebreaker to clear the Mississippi River … Continue reading

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I Miss Bill Clinton


It doesn’t matter what party you belong to – this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton. “Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing … Continue reading

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Give A Man A Fish….


Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day Teach a man to fish and he’ll eat for a life time. 2015 Version: Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone, free internet, cash for his clunker, food … Continue reading

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Hot Coffee


Gotta love those grand-kids … I was eating breakfast with my  10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, What day is tomorrow?” Without skipping a beat she said, “It’s Presidents Day!” She’s smart, so I asked her “What does Presidents Day … Continue reading

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