The importance of water

Interview  with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky:

Reporter:  Can you give us some  health tips for reaching the age of 101?

Hattie: For better digestion I drink beer.

In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine.

For low blood pressure I drink red  wine.

In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch.

And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps.

Reporter:  When do you drink water?

Hattie:   I’ve never been that sick.


About J. D. Groover

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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