skinny little Scotsman


The skinny little Scotsman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Scotsman staring at him…He looks down at the Scotsman and says:
“7 ft. tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown”.
The little white Scotsman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him……The big guy says, “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you just say to me?”
The big dude says, “Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I’m 7 ft. tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each….and my name is Turner Brown”.

The little white Scotsman says:  “Turner Brown?!….Sweet Jesus………I thought you said, “Turn-around!”
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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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