Monthly Archives: November 2014

Socially Unacceptable Humor


I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, “You’re pulling my leg.” I saw a poor old lady fall over … Continue reading

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The WD 40 solution


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Hard to believe, but he/she does name names:


 A DC ‘airport ticket agent’ offers some examples of why the US is in so much trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being … Continue reading

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Got to love older people!


While Peter was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica for the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, “If you were a gentleman … Continue reading

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THROWING IN THE TOWEL


An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to … Continue reading

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A Poem Of Worth


He was getting old and paunchy And his hair was falling fast, And he sat around the Legion, Telling stories of the past.     Of a war that he once fought in And the deeds that he had done, … Continue reading

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David Letterman’s Top 10 Reasons to vote Democrat


  (Be sure to read this to the end). #10.  I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9.  I vote Democrat because I believe … Continue reading

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