Monthly Archives: August 2014

Canada ‘s Top Ten List of American Stupidity.


Number 10) Only in America ..could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 per plate campaign fund-raising event. Number 9) Only in America ..could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they … Continue reading

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RETIRE IN THE SOUTH!


Georgia The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “Y’all graduated from the University of … Continue reading

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THE DEBT CEILING EXPLAINED


I love it when a seemingly complicated situation can be explained in such simple terms! THE DEBT CEILING * Democrats don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING * Republicans don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING * Liberals don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING * … Continue reading

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Retirement….


 An elderly couple was at home watching TV. Phil had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. Sally became more and more annoyed and finally said: “For god’s sake Phil, Leave … Continue reading

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A modern day cowboy


A modern day cowboy named Bob has spent many days crossing the South Dakota prairies without water. His horse had already died of thirst. He’s crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all … Continue reading

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THE LIGHT TURNED YELLOW


The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her … Continue reading

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