Monthly Archives: July 2014

This is what Obama Care does not do…


After fathering ten children, man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed … Continue reading

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This made me smile….


A TRUE STORY ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, “THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP FOR … Continue reading

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As a black person….


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How one shoe can change a family picture


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TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT


  #10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon … Continue reading

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Moving to Mexico….


Dear Mr. Obama: I’m planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We’re planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, … Continue reading

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Off The Grid


In their imaginations, the simple-minded think they compete with me. In my reality, I know I have no competition. I run my own race, I set my own pace. My standards are set so high the simple can’t even dream … Continue reading

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Defective Parrot


A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, ‘Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?’ The parrot says, ‘I … Continue reading

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News Flash From Face Book….


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HOW DO COURT REPORTERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES?


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were … Continue reading

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Great Britain To The Rescue!


A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East . Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured. Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don’t know where … Continue reading

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Drivers License….


My neighbor was working in his yard when he  was startled by a late model car that came crashing through  his hedge and ended up in his front  lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady  driver out of the car … Continue reading

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The $50.00 Lesson


Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be … Continue reading

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My Life… By Me


                                My Life                                  In their minds, the ignorant think they compete with me.                                    In my reality, I compete with no one.                                   I run my own race, I set my own pace.                                   My standards I set, so I have … Continue reading

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Quietly working behind the scenes….


Doe Run Lead Plant in MO closing its doors PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ ALL OF THIS. Not funny !!!!. The Doe Run Lead plant is right here in Missouri and Yes, it is closing due to over regulated EPA … Continue reading

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