Perks of Reaching 50 and Older


> 01…. > Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
>
> 02… In a hostage situation you are likely to be released
> first.
>
> 03…. No one expects you to run–anywhere.
>
> 04…. People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake
> you?”
>
> 05… People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
>
> 06… There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
>
> 07… Things you buy now won’t wear out.
>
> 08… You can eat supper at 5 PM.
>
> 09… You can live without
> sex but not your glasses.
>
> 10… You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
>
> 11… You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
>
> 12… You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter
> who walks into the room.
>
> 13… You sing along with elevator music.
>
> 14… Your eyes won’t get much worse.
>
> 15 … Your investment in health insurance is finally
> beginning to pay off.
>
> 16… Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than
> the national weather service.
>
> 17… Your secrets are safe with your friends because they
> can’t remember them either.
>
> 18… Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
> manageable size.
>
> 19… You can’t remember who sent you this list.
>
> 20… And you notice these are all in Big Print for your
> convenience.

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I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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