Burial Plans


A man and woman were married for many years. There were often confrontations with yelling that could be heard deep into the night. The old man could be heard shouting, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”

The neighbors feared him. The old man knew and liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening when he was 98, he died. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, “Aren’t you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?”

(HERE IT COMES!!!)

The wife said, ” Let him dig. I had him buried upside down . . . and I know he won’t ask for directions.”

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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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  1. PHILIP L PETLEY says:

    A chuckle is good for you.

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