I dialed a number and got the following recording:

I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the Beep.
If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes.”

My wife and I had words,
But I didn’t get to use mine.

Frustration is trying to find your glasses – without your glasses.

The irony of life is that, by the time
You’re old enough to know your way around,
you’re not going anywhere.


God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.


I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.


A woman asks a man who is travelling with six children, “Are all these kids yours?”
The man replies, “No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints”.


Nominated as the best short joke this year…

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles
while taking a bath.
“Mum” he asked, “are these my brains?”
“Not yet,” she replied.


About J. D. Groover

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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