I dialed a number and got the following recording:


I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the Beep.
If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes.”

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( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words,
But I didn’t get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses – without your glasses.
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The irony of life is that, by the time
You’re old enough to know your way around,
you’re not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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A woman asks a man who is travelling with six children, “Are all these kids yours?”
The man replies, “No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints”.

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Nominated as the best short joke this year…

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles
while taking a bath.
“Mum” he asked, “are these my brains?”
“Not yet,” she replied.

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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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