Male Dog Grooms Himself

Two guys were sitting on a porch, discussing (who cares what they were talking about?) something not very important, when they noticed a dog licking himself in the front yard.  The dog was intent on his work, nose planted between his hind legs, tongue making loud slurping noises.

Both men stopped talking so that they could watch the dog.

“I wish I could do that,” one guy said wistfully.

“He doesn’t like strangers,” the other guy said.  “You’d better pet him first.”


About J. D. Groover

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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