The Three Choices?


A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, “Wife, we’re going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog.”

The wife grimaces, “But I don’t like fishing!”

“Look! We’re going fishing and that’s final.”

“Do I have to go fishing with you… I really don’t want to go!”

“Right I’ll give you three choices…
1 You come fishing with me and the dog…
2 You give me a BLOW JOB….
3 or you take it in the rear!”

The wife grimaces again, “But I don’t want to do any of those things!”

“Wife I’ve given you three options..

You’ll HAVE to do one of them!

I’m going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!”

The wife sits and thinks about it.

Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, “Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?”

The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, “O.K. I’ll give you a blow job!”

“Great!” He says and drops his pants.

The wife is on her knees doing the business.

Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, “Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting… It tastes all shitty!”

“Yes I know!” says her husband “The dog didn’t want to go fishing either.”

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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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