VACATION PHOTOS 2013


HONESTLY, YOU JUST HAVEN’T LIVED ‘TIL YOU’VE STAYED IN A PRIVATE 3-STORY VILLA AT A 5-STARLUXURY HOTEL, THE VILLA PADIERNA.

IT ONLY COST $95,000, AND I WAS ABLE TO HOLD THE TOTAL BILL UNDER $500,000 FOR THE WEEK. WHAT A BARGAIN!

 

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Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times. Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. That’s quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.
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But hey, Barack’s Air Force One costs about $200,000. per hour to operate and with his many trips, he spent almost half a billion dollars on flights alone last year. Yeah, that’s with a B? $500,000,000.
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By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura
 
Plaza restaurant in Marbella ; great lobster with rice and oysters!
 
I’m ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha’s Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you’re not in Europe , you have to just grin and bear it.
I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.
 
I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days.
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Cordially, Michelle Obama
 
P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip to India!
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Love ya!

Remember, we all have to share the pain
of these hard economic times equally!
We love to redistribute and share the wealth.
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I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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One Response to VACATION PHOTOS 2013

  1. Mike says:

    Sooner or later, after they stop laughing, the NSA is gonna come visiting!

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