2014 Darwin Nominee Submitted by 8 Degrees of Latitude

A security guard at a Sanur, Bali restaurant answered the call to help capture a 15 foot python that had been seen loose on the grounds of the Bali Hyatt Hotel.
The guard spotted the errant reptile and promptly corralled it.
Unfortunately his understanding of the principles of dynamic physics, as applied to giant constrictors, was less than perfect.
Having won the contest to capture the reptile, he promptly placed it around his neck.
The snake then did what pythons naturally do, it promptly strangled him.


About J. D. Groover

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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One Response to 2014 Darwin Nominee Submitted by 8 Degrees of Latitude

  1. idiotprufs says:

    Did he also keep piranha is his bath tub?


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