Red Neck Paternity


A hunky redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was going to give  birth.
He   waited.
Later, the   nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has   had quintuplets, five big baby boys.”
The redneck said, “I’m not   surprised. I have a penis the size of a   chimney,”
The nurse   replied, “You might want to consider getting it cleaned.    They’re all black.”
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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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