Sex In Church….


A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that  will pay him more.

There is a hush within the congregation. No one wanted  him to leave….

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up  and  Proclaims,  ‘If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new  Cadillac  every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their  children!’

The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, ‘If the Preacher
will stay on here, I’ll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!’

More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, ‘If the Preacher  stays, I will give him sex!’

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her, ‘Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?’

Sadie’s 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his  forehead
with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies, ‘Well , I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,……’Screw him!’

Isn’t senility wonderful?

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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