Monthly Archives: September 2013

what’s next?


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Totally politically incorrect …..


White House Head Gardener Fired James “Jim” Whitey, the head gardener at the White House, was dismissed today after 31 years of loyal service to scores of US Presidents and First Ladies. In an exclusive interview outside the back gate … Continue reading

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RECENT VIRGINIA CHURCH SERVICE – STIMULUS SERMON


I would love to give the Pastor of this predominantly black church in Virginia three cheers. This guy is obviously a leader. Perhaps we should each decide who our real leader is… It is amazing to see that very little … Continue reading

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Ten Successful Government Programs


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Politicians


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Cabela’s


The 2.3% Medical Excise Tax that began on January 1st, 2012 is supposed to be “hidden” from the consumer, but it’s been brought to the public’s attention by hunting and fishing store Cabela’s who have refused to hide it and … Continue reading

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Emotionally Constipated


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I Wanted To Be Older?


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My High School Reunion


My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I Kept Staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, “Do you know her?” … Continue reading

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JUST FOR LAUGHS


Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, “I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?” Leroy replied, “I’m not sure, What was her maiden name?” ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ” Mr. Clark, … Continue reading

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Senility Prayer


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The Temporary Democracy


The Temporary Democracy. “A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time when the voters discover that they can vote themselves generous … Continue reading

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Two Hot Dogs


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You’ll Never See This Again!


Harry & Bess (This seems unreal.) Harry Truman was a different kind of President. He probably made as many, or more important decisions regarding our nation’s history as any of the other 42 Presidents preceding him. However, a measure of … Continue reading

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The Baldness Pill…Who Knew?


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They walk among us…


I walked into a Burger King with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said “buy one-get one free.” “They’re already buy-one-get-one-free,” she said, “so I … Continue reading

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Best Lawyer Story of All Time


The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city’s most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, “Our research … Continue reading

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My Grandfather


My long-passed grandfather’s birthday is coming up and for me it is a time to reminisce. We used to take long walks and drives together. He would Make special trips to pick me up so I could spend weekends with … Continue reading

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Party On Aisle 15


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Here’s a shocker!!


The United States is currently 3rd in murders throughout the World . But if you take out Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the Bottom for Murders. These 4 Cities also have the … Continue reading

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Elephants On The Cruise Ship


We just returned from a five day vacation cruise to the Bahamas on board a large luxurious ship and I must admit it was one of our best vacation experiences. The accommodations were comfortable, the food great, the entertainment couldn’t … Continue reading

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Money & Weapons


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QUOTE OF THE CENTURY:


QUOTE OF THE CENTURY. Some people have the vocabulary to sum up things in a way you can understand them. This quote came from the Czech Republic. Someone over there has it figured out. “The danger to America is not … Continue reading

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Government – An Unusual Point Of View


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REWIND: OH THE IRONY: LOOK WHAT HE PROMISED IN 2007


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Not A Clue?


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Smelly Pussy


Originally posted on It's not my fault.:
When we were 18, Redbeard and I, after confessing our mutual love for each other, decided we could not continue living a state apart. After a year of love letters (remember when…

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My Gun


Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 870 right in the doorway. I left 6 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my … Continue reading

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Where is Matt? – A feel good video


Click on the link & enjoy!! http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_videos/where_the_hell_is_Matt.shtml#.Uih6xfNYlmA.email

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Tick Warning


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H.L. Mencken, Born 1880 – Died 1956


H.L. Mencken, Born 1880 – Died 1956, wrote an editorial while working for the Baltimore Evening Sun, which contained these 2 sentences.  It appeared in  the July 26, 1920 edition: “As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more … Continue reading

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Booker T. Washington


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