You have lived to be 85 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!


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An old Pilot wearing his uniform sat down at  Starbucks after ordering a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young, attractive girl sat down next to him..

She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying.  Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in Korea, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.’

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’

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About J. D. Groover

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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2 Responses to You have lived to be 85 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

  1. Pete says:

    Thanks for yet another needed smile out here in the woods!

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  2. yourothermotherhere says:

    Funny and cute!

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