Monthly Archives: August 2013

Pig Farming For Fun & Profit


          A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.         At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a … Continue reading

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The Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!


01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run–anywhere. 04. People call at 9 PM and ask. “Did I wake you?” 05. … Continue reading

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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE


                1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.                2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole’s name.                             3. If you help someone when they’re in … Continue reading

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Homesick Snowbird


I was in Ft. Myers, Florida the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: “I miss Detroit”. So, I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires, added an … Continue reading

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AN ACTUAL CRAIG’S LIST PERSONALS AD


To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the … Continue reading

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“The New World Order” Written by a USMC Vet


(I can’t argue with any of it.  I’m just passing it along as it was  received.) He wrote: The American Dream ended (on November 6th). The second term of Barack Obama will be the final nail in the coffin for the … Continue reading

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I wonder why only Whites are racists, but no other race is????


Michael Richards makes his point…and whether we like it or not, he is telling the truth. Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial … Continue reading

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Now here’s a real toy!


For Big Boys & Girls   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51u4M0rERLI&feature=c4-overview-vl&list=PLWMl1tlLkmvu6E19-vqUHNGsk6rAoY4FA

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For My Intellectual Friends To Ponder….


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My new neighbor…..


My new neighbor….. She’s single… She lives right across the street. I can see her home from my patio. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up … Continue reading

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In case you didn’t know …


 Checked Snopes and Truth or Fiction … both verify the donations. The “Harley Owners Group”, the biggest motorcycle club in America, maybe even the world, hasn’t found any members that have Progressive Insurance since the word got out about Progressive’s … Continue reading

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Government Irony


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SOCIAL SECURITY becomes FEDERAL BENEFIT CHECK


 Have you noticed, the Social Security check is now referred to as a “Federal Benefit Payment”? I’ll be happy to publish this because it touches a nerve in me, and I hope it will in you. Please keep passing it on … Continue reading

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The 2013 Darwin Awards Are Out!


The Darwins Are Out!!!! 2013 Yes, it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here Is The Glorious Winner: 1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at … Continue reading

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Official plan to disarm America in detail


Look at the date on the document!  

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ARGUING WITH LIBERALS


ARGUING WITH LIBERALS – It’s like playing chess with a pigeon; no matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon is still just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board, and strut around like it won.

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Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on E-Bay?


I put in a $7 bid for a “Mickey Mouse Outfit”, and now it seems I’m only nineteen minutes away from owning Obama’s entire Cabinet.  

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“Change”


   

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Letter To The Editor Nails It


Posted on April 23, 2013 by Jim G. http://newtownbee.com/Opinions/Letters_to_the_Editor/2013/01-January/2013-01-10__13-58-39/Elected+Officials+Are+Fundamentally+Dishonest Elected Officials Are Fundamentally Dishonest 1/10/2013 To the Editor: This letter was forwarded to Barack Obama, John Boehner, Chris Murphy, Dick Blumenthal, Elizabeth Esty, and Harry Reid I live in Sandy … Continue reading

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You have lived to be 85 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!


An old Pilot wearing his uniform sat down at  Starbucks after ordering a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young, attractive girl sat down next to him.. She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’ … Continue reading

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Socialism


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A Farewell To Illinois


Former State Senator and Republican Cook County Board President candidate Roger Keats and his wife Tina are leaving Illinois to live in Texas. They bid farewell to their Illinois friends with the following letter. Dear friends, As we leave Illinois … Continue reading

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A Smile For You


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4 Simple Questions


1. Back in 1961 people of color were called ‘Negroes.’ So how can the Obama ‘birth certificate’ state he is “African-American” when the term wasn’t even used at that time? 2.The birth certificate that the White House released lists Obama’s … Continue reading

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Remember O.J.


Remember when O. J. was acquitted, and all the white people protested, rioted, looted, and raised hell all over the country and the Attorney General, the Dept. of Justice, and the President decided to get involved? . . . me … Continue reading

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Gimme That Binkee!


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New West Coast Bumper Stickers


I am definitely NOT a Republican so none of these represent me, however, neither do any of the elite, politically correct, “Ruling Class” whose only agenda is to heap more and better benefits on themselves and their supporters at the expense … Continue reading

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Bumper Stickers For Seniors


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Safe Sex


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This Didn’t Come From My Mind….


Other people write this stuff because they still have a lot of passion in their lives and they think maybe they can fix things. They aren’t happy with what they see around them and they want to make it better. … Continue reading

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Imagine That!


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Minding my own business


I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half- burned American Flag … Continue reading

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Animal Fun 2


Not Today Clyde!!!

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Written by a USMC Vet


It can’t be said any plainer than this: The saddest, possibly the most accurate short message you will read. > > > > Written by a USMC Vet…… > > (I can’t argue with any of it. Passing it along … Continue reading

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Animal Fun


Enough is enough! I said we don’t want any of that!  

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Underwear


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THIS WILL MAKE YOU SMILE….


ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, “THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,” … Continue reading

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