Monthly Archives: August 2013

Pig Farming For Fun & Profit


          A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.         At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a … Continue reading

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The Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!


01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run–anywhere. 04. People call at 9 PM and ask. “Did I wake you?” 05. … Continue reading

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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE


                1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.                2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole’s name.                             3. If you help someone when they’re in … Continue reading

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Homesick Snowbird


I was in Ft. Myers, Florida the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: “I miss Detroit”. So, I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires, added an … Continue reading

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AN ACTUAL CRAIG’S LIST PERSONALS AD


To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the … Continue reading

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“The New World Order” Written by a USMC Vet


(I can’t argue with any of it.  I’m just passing it along as it was  received.) He wrote: The American Dream ended (on November 6th). The second term of Barack Obama will be the final nail in the coffin for the … Continue reading

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I wonder why only Whites are racists, but no other race is????


Michael Richards makes his point…and whether we like it or not, he is telling the truth. Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial … Continue reading

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