Old Is When……


“OLD” IS WHEN….. Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Choose one, I can’t do both!”

“OLD” IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

“OLD” IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

“OLD” IS WHEN…. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. You are cautioned to slow down by…. The doctor instead of by the police.

“OLD” IS WHEN…. “Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fiber today.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. An “all-nighter” means not getting up to wee wee

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About J. D. Groover

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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2 Responses to Old Is When……

  1. Pete says:

    Thank you…thank you…thank you…for this wonderful post. I may be an old man living deep in the woods of Alaska but this brought a laugh that chased the bears and a smile that will remain for quite a while.

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