Monthly Archives: June 2013

How Do Court Recorders Keep Straight Faces 2


ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance … Continue reading

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HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE????


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were … Continue reading

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Biblical Far Side 4


  

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Biblical Far Side 3


 

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Biblical Far Side Part 2


There are some who may think cartoons like these are heresy. I do not. I happen to be on a first name basis with God and I know he wants us to be happy people. The only people who say otherwise pretty … Continue reading

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What Difference does it make how these men died?


The news has been full of the attacks on our embassies throughout the Muslim world, and in particular, the deaths of Ambassador Chris Stevens and three others in Benghazi, Libya. The stunning part of this story is that Tyrone Woods … Continue reading

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Even More Biblical Far Side


   

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Maxine


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FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW THE RULES…..


Southerners know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southerners know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southerners know everybody’s first name: Honey Darlin’ Shugah Southerners know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes … Continue reading

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Quiz Time Or How Smart Are You?


1. Johnny ‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May….What was the third child ‘s name? 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches … Continue reading

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The New Medicare Part G


You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun (G) and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot … Continue reading

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“IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM” — WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE


This was written by a young lady who gets it. It’s her future she’s worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare big government state that she’s being forced to live in! These solutions are just … Continue reading

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More Biblical Far Side


 

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Biblical Far Side


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Walk With Me While I Age


I hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me – then my forwarding it will be worth the effort. Walk with me by the water – worth the read… A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING … Continue reading

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Luxurious 7 – Day Cruise


I submitted all my friends’ names for a drawing for a 7-day cruise. I can assure you that you will not receive any follow-up phone calls and no representative will come to your door. Your chance of winning is exceptionally high. … Continue reading

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Texas Attorney General Public Message


Your Liberty — as a United States citizen — was weakened and threatened yesterday when the Obama Administration helped the United Nations pass the Arms Trade Treaty.  Immediately after this disappointing vote, I wrote a letter to President Obama urging him … Continue reading

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Texas Titty Bar


What did you expect?

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Ineptocracy Defined


At Last Clarity!!  

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The Joys of Muslim Women By Nonie Darwish


This was written by a woman born in Egypt as a Muslim. Make sure you read the paragraph towards the end. Joys of Muslim Women By Nonie Darwish  In the Muslim faith a Muslim man can marry a child as young as … Continue reading

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Information you may not have ever known….or wanted to.


Interesting facts,,,,,,,,,if all are true,,,,,,  It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times! Gold is the only metal that doesn’t rust, even if it’s buried … Continue reading

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Doctor Visit


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