A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his i.d.
Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way
home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.
“May I see your identification, please?” asked the agent.
“I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,” replied the guy..
“Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry,” said the agent.
“But I can prove I’m an American!” he exclaimed. “I have a picture
“This I gotta see,” replied the agent.
With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.
“By golly, you’re right!” exclaimed the agent. “Have a safe trip back to Chicago .”
Thanks!” he said. “But how did you know I was from Chicago ?”
Smiling, the agent replied, “I recognize Obama in the middle.”