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President Obama was campaigning for reelection when he made a restroom stop. As he entered the facilities, he smelled the once familiar aroma of marijuana and discovered a group of long-haired stoners sitting in a hidden corner smoking a joint.
The stoners stared at President Obama, frightened at the leader of the free world in their presence. President Obama stood over them and sternly grabbed the joint.
“Let me be clear,” President Obama said. “You have been…uh… intercepted.”
And with that, the president sat down with the stoners and enjoyed a moment of recreation.
“I thought you checked this bathroom out,” one secret service agent said to another.
“I did,” the other agent said. “He’s been uptight lately.”
Even after President Obama finished the joint, he continued inhaling deeply, demonstrating to his new buddies the technique of “total absorption.”
“Mr. President, this is a restroom,” an agent warned. “You’re…
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