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Monthly Archives: February 2013
It’s no secret – Rob Engstrom
It’s no secret that in Washington, “compromise” has come to mean more taxes. Earlier this year, Congress avoided the “fiscal cliff” with a compromise that raised $600 billion in taxes and failed to reduce spending. Now, Senate Democrats have proposed … Continue reading
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I got a new dog to guard my house while I am gone. He cost a little more than I thought I should pay. But, I think when word gets out, we’ll be a relatively crime-free neighborhood. The nice part … Continue reading
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I’m older than dirt! How about you?
A kid asked me the other day, ‘What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?’ We didn’t have fast food when I was growing up. All the food was slow. ‘C’mon, seriously. Where did you eat?’ It … Continue reading
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Questions That Just Can’t Be Answered
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead? Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ … Continue reading
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Get out of the house & enjoy nature for a change!!!
On second thought, let’s go back into the house.
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Do you have $1,146,000.00 In Spare Change?
This weekend, Nancy Pelosi told Fox News Sunday that “it is almost a false argument to say we have a spending problem.” In reality, America is $16.5 trillion in debt and $122.6 trillion in unfunded liabilities. That works out to … Continue reading
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When you are shot 68 times you are just naturally gonna die
POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF, GRADY JUDD – “If you kill a policeman it means no arrest…no Miranda rights…no negotiations…nothing but as many bullets as we can shoot into you…PERIOD.” An illegal alien, in Polk County, Florida, who got pulled over … Continue reading
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VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s To spending the rest of me Life, between the legs Of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best Toast of the night! He went home … Continue reading
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Revised Ancient Chinese Proverb
Original Chinese Proverb: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. 2013 Updated Revision: Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone … Continue reading
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I’m not sure I believe this one…..
Why doesn’t it show the part where the car pays for it’s parking? http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=39089
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Some sobering thoughts from a retired Army General
Lt Gen Boykin was the commander of “Delta Force” and later commander of the US Army Special Operations Command. He is a true American hero !! This is bone chilling. 52% of our voters did this to us by electing … Continue reading
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Two Dwarfs
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ‘ working girls ‘ and take them to their separate hotel rooms for an hour of pleasure. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression … Continue reading
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Here is one for all of you romantics out there…very touching!
Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota . It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some … Continue reading
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Originally posted on Dysfunctional Literacy:
(Photo credit: Wikipedia) President Obama was campaigning for reelection when he made a restroom stop. As he entered the facilities, he smelled the once familiar aroma of marijuana and discovered a group of long-haired…
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Deeply Important Questions
Protons have mass? But, I didn’t even know they were Catholic. ******************** All I ask is for proof that money can’t make me happy ******************** If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses … Continue reading
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Watch a miracle happen
A yellow Ford cures crippled man who had just left the welfare office. Please join us in asking the Vatican to canonize the yellow Ford…
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This could also apply to me :>)
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Anthropomorphic Nouns
I thought this might be boring, but stick with it. You’ll love the ending. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, A Flock of chickens, A School of fish And a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known … Continue reading
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A Very Good Dentist
A guy and a girl meet at a bar…… They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then … Continue reading
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Ole’s New Cow
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be ‘North Dakota’ for you non – Scandahoovians). He drives to … Continue reading
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Warren Buffett offers one of the best quotes about the debt ceiling:
Warren Buffett, in a recent interview with CNBC, offers one of the best quotes about the debt ceiling: “I could end the deficit in 5 minutes,” he told CNBC. “You just pass a law that says that anytime there is … Continue reading
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THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!
Congressional Reform Act of 2013 1. No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman/woman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they’re out of office. 2. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security. All funds … Continue reading
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Tender Tony
Last week, she checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.” She looked through the … Continue reading
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The White House Warned Us About Photo Shopping Obama
The temptation was just TOOOOOO much!
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Funny Sports Pictures
This short video captures sports events at just the right moment. Enjoy!
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Dear Ms. Pelosi By Dennis L. Guthrie
Boy! this guy is really torked!!! FYI, This has been checked via Snopes, who contacted Mr. Guthrie, who confirmed he did indeed write & send this letter to Ms. Pelosi…this is one brave patriotic American!! AND—his credentials are impressive!! Check … Continue reading
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What Part Of “Enforce The Laws” Do They NOT Understand?
We already have a dozen federal gun laws on the books that are NOT being enforced. Obama’s home town, Chicago, has the highest crime rate involving guns in the entire country. It has more murders per capita than anywhere in … Continue reading
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Extraordinary Strength and Discipline!
There is the traditional Swan Lake and then there is CHINESE Swan Lake version … Pure imagination— out-of-the-box thinking, strength and discipline! I am not big fan of ballet, but this is extraordinary! I don’t think anyone could even imagine … Continue reading
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Senior Texting Codes
Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes: * ATD– At the Doctor’s * BFF – Best Friends Funeral * BTW– Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM– Covered by Medicare * … Continue reading
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Originally posted on The Password is Swordfish:
Warm Bodies: Don’t let the “Twilight for zombies” ads fool you: Jonathan Levine’s Warm Bodies is far from brooding. It’s a charming and witty tightrope act, sending up and fitting into both the…
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Some People Refuse To See The Truth Even When It is Biting Them In The Ass
Why is it that none of the disturbed and evil men, who steal guns, and then go and kill movie-goers and children in school, has ever been identified as a conservative NRA member? Ft Hood ~~ Registered Democrat ~ Muslim … Continue reading
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