Don’t you just love seniors!


A man was sitting on the lawn sunning and reading when he was startled by a late model car crashing through a hedge and coming
to rest on his lawn.

He helped the elderly driver out and sat him down on a lawn chair. “My goodness” he exclaimed, “you are quite old to be driving!”

“Yes” the old gentleman replied, “In fact, I’m old enough that I don’t need a license anymore.”

“I’ve never heard of such a thing!” said the man.

“Me neither,” said the old timer, “But the last time I went to my doctor, he examined me, and asked if I had a drivers license. I told him
yes and he asked to see it. Then he took a pair of scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the wastebasket.”

“You won’t be needing this anymore,” he said.

“So I thanked him and left.”

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About J. D. Groover

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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1 Response to Don’t you just love seniors!

  1. yourothermotherhere says:

    LOL!

    Like

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