Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina Dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in

The Checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I’m retired and Have
Little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a Dog, I Was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably
Shouldn’t, Because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 Pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
Coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the Way that It works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
Simply eat One or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally Complete so It works well and I was going to try it again.
(I have to Mention here that practically everyone in line Was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive Care because the Dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped Off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter’s butt and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a Heart attack he was Laughing so hard.
Costco won’t let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They Have all the time in The world to think of crazy things to say.

About J. D. Groover

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how someone else tries to convince you to see yourself. *****Life is not about "finding yourself"*****its about creating yourself.!!!!! I write and post things here because I like to think I am contributing some things of value to my world. Some times a little humor, some times things with a more serious tone, but hopefully always in good taste. If what I post occasionally bites a politician in the ass, all the better :>)
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