Deeply Important Questions

Protons have mass?
But, I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is for proof that money can’t make me happy
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
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Why are they called “free” gifts? Aren’t all gifts free?
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and when he grows up,
he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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Experience is the only thing you have left when everything else is gone kapoot.
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One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
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How can there be self-help “groups?”
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If swimming is so good for your figure, then how do you explain whales?
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And the biggest question…
Is it just me –or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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About Jim G.

I truely believe that what should matter most in life is how you see yourself, not how others try to convince you to see yourself. Life is not about "finding yourself"....its about creating yourself. I'm old now, bearing down on 70 years old with ever increasing velocity. I do, at last, believe I have a pretty good grasp of my world. Too bad I didn't have this clarity of thought and understanding when I was much younger and was quite certain that I knew just about everything :>) Life could have been a lot more interesting. My brain still functions pretty well (maybe not quite as well as it once did) but good enough to get by on. The damned body keeps trying to crap out on me though and that's aggravating. Absolutely NOTHING works as well as it once did....it pisses me off sometimes. Ah well, I'm not done yet. I still do have some interesting experiences in my life. For a while I resented having to go to so many doctors and take so much medicine, but then I realized, I'm actually helping take money out of the government's hands and back into the private sector. That's always a good thing :>)

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One Response to Deeply Important Questions

yourothermotherhere says:

February 15, 2013 at 8:15 am

So excellent, so funny, so tasty too!